I wish I had money for this

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/15/2019 at 22:32 • Filed to: None

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:33

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In case of kinja https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/d/leesburg-1996-dodge-viper/6860414669.html

Nick Has an Exocet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:36

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Kind of want one, but every time I look at pictures, I’m reminded that it would have better build quality had it been built by someone with 5 thumbs on each hand.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nick Has an Exocet 04/15/2019 at 22:37

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So it’s a proper sportscar, then.

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:38

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I think of the Viper as a real life Kinja gif. 

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:42

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No, you don’t.

This is a ‘96 RT/10 (so SR 1.5 , not SR-II.)

Stereo by Pioneer, speakers by Campbells.
Seats by Recaro , top by Canadian Tarpaulin.
S ound deadening by Whelen, exhaust note by Muffler Bearings Inc.
Air Conditioning by Sir Not Appearing In This Car.
Rustproofing by the people Mazda hired.
Quality control not listed on build sheet.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Chariotoflove 04/15/2019 at 22:52

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You know how Mustangs eat crowds?

They learned it from watching Vipers eat curbs.

Nick Has an Exocet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:54

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By some standard, sure.

I-have-to-many-sports-cars-according-to-my-wife > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 22:56

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That is pretty close to me... and I have the money... my wife would kill me.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 22:58

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None of that matters when you can spin the wheels in 4th at 2500rpm :D

JeepJeremy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 23:00

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T hat car is NASTY! Seller is correct: his is a car to buy!!!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 23:01

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You would also need to be a hellava driver to keep it pointing straight.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 23:05

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I want to tame death. This is how.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/15/2019 at 23:10

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Real men refuse to tame death without first extracting both functional climate control and a pleasing exhaust note from it.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 04/15/2019 at 23:29

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You think you can.

And then the shifter knob comes off in your hand.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/15/2019 at 23:31

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Real men dont need shifter knobs to drive a car.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 04/15/2019 at 23:56

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This analogy should make me want one less. And yet, I want one more. 

Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/15/2019 at 23:59

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One of us...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove 04/16/2019 at 01:04

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I have always wanted one. Even though DaftRyosuke had to remind me that the 3rd generation of Viper existed.

That and he gently reminded how to count to 5. 

Ready for an adventure! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 09:23

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So are we gonna talk about the next car on Cincinnati’s craigslist...right NEXT to this Viper? https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/d/cincinnati-1966-austin-healey-sprite/6867567224.html

That loo ks like a lot of cheap fun...brb

Milky > Chariotoflove 04/16/2019 at 09:31

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Kind of poetic that the Viper is the most viewed oppo page.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ready for an adventure! 04/16/2019 at 09:44

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Oh damn that’s a good deal. Could you imagine a Focus SVT motor in there?

Ready for an adventure! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 10:19

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I KNOW!!!!

Chariotoflove > Milky 04/16/2019 at 11:51

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It kind of exemplifies our semi-masochistic relationship with cars and questionable choices.